My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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