This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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