Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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