just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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