just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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