i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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