your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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