I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Boobs are out for the taking
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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