flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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