I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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