Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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