How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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