Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
