I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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