We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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