therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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