i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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