Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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