you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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