Its about making memories worth repressing
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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