I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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