how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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