Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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