She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my being single is dangerous.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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