Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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