Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
then he tried to convert me to islam
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you had me at cake vodka
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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