I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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