Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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