garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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