He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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