Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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