What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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