you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
These tits shall not be calmed
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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