How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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