You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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