No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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