As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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