oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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