my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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