Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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