Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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