I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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