Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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