So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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