He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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