i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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