Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i out mim tonsoeep
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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