The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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