So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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