I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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