Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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