Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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